I told her you didn't, and that you hadn't been laid in a year.' 'Yeah dude, she wanted to know if you had a girlfriend. my nighbor? The older lady asked about me? No way fucker.' She bummed one off and then we started talking.' 'Well dude, she came up to me and asked me for a smoke. ok, go on.' (at this point I'm kind of amused) 'Well uh, the older one, the short one with big tits.' 'Which one dude? It's like a frat house over there.' I said. 'Well dude, see uh, I was hanging out the other day in front of your pad when your neighbor walked out.' well shit, you can't tell anyone, nah, I shouldn't tell you.' 'Tell me asshole!' I said as I was lighting a smoke. Fast forward 2 days, he's back to my window with the same proposal, but different question: 'Hey dude, what if I could get you some pussy?' I said 'Sure dude, who?'. 40's, if they were smoken.' He jumped into my room and the subject changed. what's the oldest woman you'd fuck?' I kina laughed and said 'Oldest? Uh. So, one day two weeks ago, my buddy pops into my window with a very strange proposal: 'Hey dude. They decided to rent the extra rooms out to some college girls. The husband moved out of the house last year to move closer to work (about 2 cities away) and she stayed at the house. Ever since I was 8 I've had the same neighbors. So, I've lived in this house that I'm currently living in for about 15 years (since I was 8).
